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Behind the Bar

Standing here at work with Karen. She is looking at the screen right now. What should I write?
Well, we could write about the fact that it seems that half the population of Portland has vaporized. This is Karen writing by the way. I'm bored. And I fear for my future. Where are all the customers? Those are some interesting thoughts. Don't worry, everything will work itself out...naturally. Apparently, people are starting to wander about in the neighborhood. What does this mean for me? I. Don't. Know.
Toodles,
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i am starting a blog

because everyone else has one. apparently someone had already started one for me called "your mom's a cunt" but i think this title is a little more appropo since i stole it from the title of a porno i dumstered behind the crow bar. i don't know why, but it seems a little more, eh, personal. hah. i have a blog. blogs are funny.